Absurdities.
Absurdities is when you walk to your office, and you see two students trying to open the main door to the faculty on a Sunday. They know it's a non-working day. There are no lights in the faculty building. It becomes even more absurd as I approached them:
Daron: Hello, can I help you with something?
Girls: We want to send our homework (in Thai)
Daron: To which teacher do you need to send your homework to?
Girls: Mr. Somporn
Daron: Oh, his office is not here, it's at MC Mart
Girls: Oh, do you have the key to his office?
Daron: !@#$!%^%^&$%&$^?????????????
My face was a mixture of perplexity and suspicion.
Absurdities is realizing that that the radiator is leaking - two months after you sent the car in for an engine overhaul and a new radiator. It becomes more absurd because we don't drive the car regularly.
Absurdities is when my neighbor's male cat comes to harass my Milky Way (my female cat), not knowing the Milky Way has been spayed.
Absurdities is when you walk to your office, and you see two students trying to open the main door to the faculty on a Sunday. They know it's a non-working day. There are no lights in the faculty building. It becomes even more absurd as I approached them:
Daron: Hello, can I help you with something?
Girls: We want to send our homework (in Thai)
Daron: To which teacher do you need to send your homework to?
Girls: Mr. Somporn
Daron: Oh, his office is not here, it's at MC Mart
Girls: Oh, do you have the key to his office?
Daron: !@#$!%^%^&$%&$^?????????????
My face was a mixture of perplexity and suspicion.
Absurdities is realizing that that the radiator is leaking - two months after you sent the car in for an engine overhaul and a new radiator. It becomes more absurd because we don't drive the car regularly.
Absurdities is when my neighbor's male cat comes to harass my Milky Way (my female cat), not knowing the Milky Way has been spayed.
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