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Graffo-Poetry

Readers be WARNED: contains disturbing language. 

Last Monday we had presentations for our LING6950 class.  I just had to use the restroom after half an hour of listening.  I went to the restroom and here is what i found:

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Here I sit broken-hearted

came to shit, but only farted

Yesterday I took a chance,

Tried to fart & shit my pants. 

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*Sorry I had to tweak this picture

Some come here to sit & wonder

Others come here to shit & thunder

But I came here to scratch my balls

and read the bullshit on the walls

Someone in sociology should consider giving this a research…

So much for being in a native-English speaking country.

Here is a poster seen on walls, and on computer screen savers all around the campus:

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Due to recent attacks on staff and students, the university has arranged free shuttles to transport staff and students to their respective destinations.  DON’T GO IT ALONE FOLKS!

Comments

OnZ'Q said…
LOL! Kewl!
Loph it!!
9:17 AM
Jules said…
hahahahahahah!
9:39 AM
Deanna Beryl said…
hahahahahah!!!!
9:55 AM
Bloghoppa!!!! said…
Hey Daron, it's me Bloghopper. It's been a long time since I last paid a visit to your blog. And my! Look at how much things have changed with your life! You've finally left Bang Cock! I get the impression that you're now settled in the biggest island yet smallest continent on Earth -- down under, am I right? So, have you started picking up the ozzies accent yet? Are you now in the habit of saying "nice to see you to die (today)?" Or, simply the "g'day mate!" thingy? Have you been in a boxing match with a kangaroo already? Hmmm, I strongly suggest you go visit the nudist beach there. Man, you'd be so at home there with dick hanging. Hehe...Well, I bid you all the best in your quest for advanced knowledge in koala country, and also...good luck banging a white chick!! You have so got to get laid with a pale face girl, dude! Adios buchacho!!!!
8:50 PM
daronloo said…
hey bloghopper! it's so nice to have you back! you know...i've been wondering where you've disappeared to...SERIOUSLY!! yes i'm living the life down under... but since coming here my social life has been in the zeros... nothing much going on... i complain to my classmates, and they kept reminding me that graduate students are most of the time boring... so no time to parteyyyyy!!! anyways, thanks for dropping by! really appreciate it!
5:36 AM
Kim said…
jangan rogol sembarangan, okay!
12:03 PM
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